JetBrains shipped an AI IDE, and getting it running showed me that the feature list isn’t the interesting part: the source hardcodes readOnly: true, and when I typed into the editor the file hash didn’t move. This is an IDE that won’t let you change code.
Eight intermediate certificates with recoverable private keys, four root CAs to distrust. After following JetBrains’ own guidance I found the official workaround removes two of them, my machine had all four, and not one of my three JVMs was patched.
JetBrains analyzed 4,782 real IDE sessions: splitting one request into three messages more than doubles cost and barely moves the resolve rate.